YOU ARE ABOUT TO EXPERIENCE THINGS
Ship to Shore PhonoCo. is proud to present the seventh volume in the limited edition The Last Drive-In With Joe Bob Briggs VHS cassette series, Things!
Cheese sandwiches. Cupboard inspections. Jackets placed in the freezer. A man sucked into the third, fourth AND fifth dimensions. And a woman violently giving birth to a small army of... things. Just a taste of some of the many delights that await you in the cult Canadian Super 8 "movie" that for some represents the nadir of the artistic medium of cinema!
"This is no time for stories, Don. My wife's dead."
A video store staple in the early 90s, Things has captivated audiences around the world due to the film creators' unique handling of the movie-making process. From the camerawork, acting, dialogue, editing and sound design, the tale unfolds in front of your eyes as a waking Lovecraftian nightmare, where everything is familiar but always off somehow...
It's a movie you do not so much watch as witness.
"Hmmm, that's human blood all right."
Now available on VHS once again - with original cover artwork by Cody Schibi and on limited blue shell cassettes & ultra limited red shell cassettes randomly inserted into orders - you can experience Things the way it was meant to be seen: along with Joe Bob's trademarked asides and trivia about the film, Darcy the Mail Girl on hand with a tower of cheese sandwiches at the ready and joined by special guest star Chris Jericho!
"What's that got to do?!"
✰ / ✰✰✰✰ — Joe Bob says: "check it out!”